Okay, you've read about Rochester's Raging Grannies and now you want to
join us. To become a member you must satisfy five simple requirements:

1. You must be a woman (No apologies. Men can't be Grannies.)
2. You must be at least 45 years old.
3. You must have a sense of humor.
4. You must have a sense of outrage.
5. You must have a commitment to nonviolence.

To become a member you
do not need:
. . . to be a grandmother, or even a mother;
. . . a good singing voice;
. . . to show up when it is inconvenient for you;
. . . or, to do anything you can't do--or don't want to do.

An annual contribution of $1-$25 is appreciated.

Still interested? Please send your full name, phone number and e-mail address
to our Membership Granny.
"Oh, We're a Gaggle of Grannies Urging You Up Off Your Fannies . . ."